About

Satisfied Customers
100%
Clash of Clans
10%
Psychotic Breakdowns
60%
Bathroom Breaks
25%
Awesomeness
100%

Poop Deck

This is part of a ship.

Rocket Toilet

For when you need to take a poop “on the fly”.

Mexican Heartburn

That’s when your butthole hurts from eating too much spicy food. It really sucks ass.

Erick Racedo founded this motha fucka! He started at Spiderhouse back in 2013, then he moved on and started The Bird Marketing. Finally he’s created the formula to make zombies! Just kidding… But on the real real, he made Zing Marketing! Yay!

Zing Marketing was created in 2015 by Erick Racedo, expert marketer, SEO guru and entrepreneur.

BASIC
$250month
  • 24/7 Support
  • Free boner pic
  • Quesadillas
  • An old shoe
  • Bagel bites
PROFESSIONAL
$1,000month
  • 24/7 Support
  • I’ll YouTube a strip dance
  • I’ll eat gum from a table bottom
  • I will poop on your enemies
  • Free Facebook Page
ULTIMATE
$1,500month
  • 24/7 Support
  • I’ll jump into a fucking tiger’s cage.
  • Free Facebook Page