Poop Deck
This is part of a ship.
Rocket Toilet
For when you need to take a poop “on the fly”.
Mexican Heartburn
That’s when your butthole hurts from eating too much spicy food. It really sucks ass.
Erick Racedo founded this motha fucka! He started at Spiderhouse back in 2013, then he moved on and started The Bird Marketing. Finally he’s created the formula to make zombies! Just kidding… But on the real real, he made Zing Marketing! Yay!
Zing Marketing was created in 2015 by Erick Racedo, expert marketer, SEO guru and entrepreneur.
BASIC
$250month
- 24/7 Support
- Free boner pic
- Quesadillas
- An old shoe
- Bagel bites
ADVANCED
$500month
- 24/7 Support
- I will literally streak
- Beat up someone for you
- Women advice
- Free Facebook Page
PROFESSIONAL
$1,000month
- 24/7 Support
- I’ll YouTube a strip dance
- I’ll eat gum from a table bottom
- I will poop on your enemies
- Free Facebook Page
ULTIMATE
$1,500month
- 24/7 Support
- I’ll jump into a fucking tiger’s cage.
- Free Facebook Page